Please Don’t Murder Me Cropped Hoodie
$62.99
Our “Don’t Murder Me on the First Date” cropped hoodie will drive off the “wrong” dudes before the date even starts. The last thing you want is to be unalived.
Description
First dates are awkward enough as it is. The last thing you want is to be murdered after spending two hours listening to some dude mansplain cryptocurrency.
Our “Don’t Murder Me on the First Date” cropped hoodie will drive off the “wrong” dudes before the date even starts. This comfortable Bella+Canvas piece pairs well with navel piercings, cut-off jean shorts, and fishnets. And better yet, it makes a statement. Violence against women is far too common in our society, and that’s why we donate a portion of proceeds from these dark humor crop top hoodies to charities that support domestic violence survivors.
Made of 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece. Standard sizing, relaxed cropped fit, and pairs amazingly with a visible midriff or high-waisted denim.
Wear the humor. Support survivors.
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Dark Gray Heather, Black |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL |
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