Future Abductee Hoodie

Description

Escape the bullshit. Call the mothership.

We’re as tired of the bullshit as you are. With this bold Future Abductee alien hoodie, you can shout to the stars, and maybe someone or something will come to get you off this God-forsaken rock. If nothing else, those who are in the know will love your new sci-fi statement piece.

Premium Quality & Construction

• The Fit: Heavyweight 50/50 Cotton-Poly blend. Pre-shrunk and pill-resistant for a classic, rugged fit.
• The Print: High-def DTG. Soft hand-feel with zero “plastic” texture. Breathable and built to stay vibrant.
• Built to Last: Durable construction designed to stay vibrant for years.
• Free Shipping: Always included in the price.

Our Guarantee: We stand by our work. Any defective product is eligible for an immediate return or exchange.
Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low.